TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FO

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Black Prince (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 22:10:19

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 22:32:20

Hahaha, very good.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 26-Mar-2007 6:20:13

hahahaaaaha


ahhhhh

Bob

Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 26-Mar-2007 11:52:00

rofl! Thanks. This is great!

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 26-Mar-2007 12:46:45

Bob, stop playing with that mirror.

Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 02-Apr-2007 6:07:03

one of the raunchiest I've read thus far, but good

Post 7 by mark uk (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 11:25:20

lol very good

Post 8 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 11:55:00

Oh man! It's funny cause it's true!